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I like all things DIsney but especially The Lion King. I also love Batman and Archer. I want to be a writer someday but I can't leave Tumblr so that probably won't happen. I like funny stuff too.
FUCK YEAH, SEX & DRUGS: i’ve been thinking a lot about this and it’s been hitting me hard... →

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

i’ve been thinking a lot about this and it’s been hitting me hard lately because i’m in college and i don’t know when i’m gonna finish or what the hell i’m gonna do when it’s over or if i even wanna continue but i actually wanna graduate and it fucking sucks because school is just…school makes me…

So last night I woke up and I couldn’t stop coughing I drank water took medicine and everything but nothing worked. Since I was up I decided to jerk off. I SHIT YOU NOT I STOPPED COUGHING for the rest of the night!! HOW FUCKING WEIRD ARE BODIES