1.  
    1. girl: babe come over
    2. boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
    3. girl: my parents aren't home
    4. boy: I know
     
  2. "Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself." 

    (Source: contrafuckingband, via filmsaremything)

     
  3. sgtjond:

    going-to-faerie-see-ya-never:

    all-four-cheekbones:

    daftwithoneshoe:

    Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog.

    Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.

    Now I want pancakes

    and a kitten

    (Source: prismspalette, via blueandpinkrainbow)

     
  4. humanistrambles:

    the single most accurate description of this movie i have seen

    (Source: siroswins, via brokendildo)

     
  5. (Source: quiet-isle, via memewhore)

     
  6. subgirlygirl:

Sometimes the Universe steps in and provides you with exactly what you need at any given moment.
Thank you, Universe.

    subgirlygirl:

    Sometimes the Universe steps in and provides you with exactly what you need at any given moment.

    Thank you, Universe.

    (Source: poniesinthedark, via fictioningrey)

     
  7.  
  8. (Source: rvpx, via sophwhores)

     
  9. 
"Sometimes the jokes write themselves. #S17 #myNYPD”
     
  10. amoying:

    im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

    (Source: amoying, via sophwhores)

     
  11. plays: 710

    hannathenord:

    Why do I find split seconds like this to be so hilarious? 

    (via minikunoichi)

     
  12. stupidfuckingquestions:

    The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started A Conversation With At A Party

    (via vineofficial)

     
  13. gobe:

    Heart.Just.Broke.
    Earth Day indeed.

    (Source: imran-suleiman, via snapesforeskin)

     
  14. fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

    having a week from hell but hope yall have a good day👊