1. Strangest/funniest tweet I have seen today

    Strangest/funniest tweet I have seen today

     
  2. Ten rape prevention tips:

    1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

    2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

    3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

    4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

    5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

    6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

    7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

    8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

    9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

    10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

    — (via eatpraylonely)

    (Source: esmre, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

     
  3. ellierratic:

    Bless you, Pixar, for taking time to give us bloopers.

    (Source: waltdisneygifs, via sextnoise)

     
  4. Nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things were better than they seemed.
    — Michelle K, I Can’t Stop Questioning It  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

    (via sophwhores)

     
  5. darkbluetile:

    I look so scary in selfies from the front

    oh my god no you dont youre beautiful

     
  6. eluciidate:

    this is how I would doctor

    (Source: sandandglass, via 10knotes)

     
  7. animal that starts with L

    sexualbae:

    gaikudo:

    64px:

    ………..long cat

    lake

    lamborghini

    laynards

     
  8. vineofficial:

    poodlepunk:

    disney needs to stop with all of those stupid sitcoms and crappy movies and make a movie about frozone already 

    Make this a petition

     
  9. squigglydigg:

    HELP ME THIS IS ENTIRELY TOO CUTE

    (via youhadafastlife)

     
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  11. nerdjpg:

fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

    nerdjpg:

    fruit of the loom commercials get weirder every year

    (Source: bryko, via ruinedchildhood)

     
  12. gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

woof woof wats for lunch lol

    gatewayslugs:

    woof woof wats for lunch lol

    woof woof wats for lunch lol

    (via wildhogs2007)

     
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